Secrets of sweet love

THIS IS HOW THINGS HAPPENED

I lived next to this really pretty redhead who was about 22 and I was 28. She had a party one summer night and invited me to it to meet her boyfriend who was in from out of town.

As the party died down around 2 am, and it was the three of us, she got up and put a porn on. I went to leave and she said for me to stay. I stayed and all three of us watched it for a while. We were all horny and they started to make out. I went to leave because I was by myself. She told me to stay because she and her bf had always had a fantasy about fucking in front of someone. So I stayed and watched.

She was about 5’4″ tall weighed maybe 120 lbs. Her breasts weren’t tiny but weren’t huge either, kind of looked like two perky apples on her chest. She had her nipples pierced, as well as her belly button, and the hood on her clitoris. He was about 5’8″ tall and probably around 160 lbs. He was in decent shape, but I did notice he was not that well endowed, maybe 5″ long and thin. I am 5’10” tall and weigh about 185 lbs. I am about 8″ long and 2 3/4″ thick.

I was getting hard as a rock and she asked me to play with myself while the fucked. Her bf said to go for it. So I pulled it out and was stroking it. She told me to move over next to them so they could both watch. I was literally a foot from their heads. I kept stroking, and right as I was about to cum, I said “I am going to cum.” All of a sudden he jumped up and wrapped his mouth around my cock and swallowed the whole load.

He was all embarrassed and got up and ran into the bathroom leaving his gf and myself wondering what the fuck just happened. He stayed in there for quite a while. We just sat there in silence for a few minutes, then she looked at me and asked me what the hell just happened and that she had no idea that he would do that. She got up to check on him, and told him to get out here and explain what just happened.

He wouldn’t come out of the bathroom so she threatened to fuck me if he didn’t come out and talk. She came back and started sucking on my cock. Eventually I started fucking her. We had no idea he was watching. When I was about to cum, I pulled out and shot on her stomach and outside of her pussy, I crawled off and we were both laying there exhausted, she with her legs still spread and my cum dripping down and me just laying there. He came over and crawled between her legs and started to lick her pussy and body. She was so into it she went with it. When he finished he looked at me and I had a look of WTF?!?!? on my face and she sat up and asked him to explain why he swallowed my load from my cock and then ate my load off her body.

He explained that while he was away at college he experimented with a couple of guys and he really likes the taste of cum and sucking cock. She asked him if he was gay now, and he replied that at the minimum he was bisexual. They argued for a while because he had cheated on her and never discussed this side of his sexuality with her. If you are interested in meeting somebody near you click on the button below.

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Are You Feeling Your Relationship is Going Nowhere?

At times you know when you’re about to get dumped and other times it just comes out of left field. Either way, it hurts. It is often better not to know so you don’t start getting clingy and behaving irrational, thus removing any doubts your lover has about getting rid of you.

Here are the top five signs that you are about to get dumped in a relationship:

1. He or she suddenly has a new hobby or new friends.

You were looking forward to the end of their football season with the guys when he said he was going to be able to spend more time with you, only to find out he joined a basketball club. Or she met her long lost friend from high school at the supermarket and now needs to go out with her every Friday night.

New hobbies or friends usually indicate someone else in their life. Or the fact that they just need some breathing room. If you are like most people, you will begin to panic and become even more clingy. You may even start following him or her to see if they are truly going to basketball or with their friend. Whether or not they actually have a new friend or hobby is inconsequential. Something tipped you off that all was not well before they even mentioned this. If you had full trust in your partner, you wouldn’t even be concerned about the new friend or hobby. Chances are that you felt them pulling away from you prior to this announcement.

2. He or she is suddenly too busy to call you.

This happens to everyone. You may talk to your significant other on the phone every day and then one day….viola! They are nowhere to be found. This may be due to some emergency. But if they are calling you less and less, guess what? It means that they are thinking about you less and less as well.

This is very circumstantial, however. If the two of you live together, for example, then the other party may just be comfortable in the relationship to realize that they don’t have to be on call 24/7. If you have only been dating for a few months this could indicate a loss of interest.

You can combat this by simply not answering the phone and playing the same game when he or she calls. But you won’t. Chances are that you will begin calling the other party. Repeatedly. Thus hastening the breakup that was, sadly inevitable anyway.

3. He or she gives you verbal hints.

“I don’t want to hurt you,” may be said in the middle of a conversation. This is a big clue that someone is concerned enough about your feelings that they want to lower the boom gently. They don’t want to let the breakup be a shock, but they know that the relationship isn’t going to work, even if you don’t. There are a variety of verbal hints that people give to “prepare” the other party for the inevitable breakup.

Most of us don’t listen to the verbal hints. It is like someone is putting up a danger sign on the highway and flagging us to pull over, but we continue ahead at full speed as if we didn’t even see them. When we get dumped, we’re shocked. We act like we were blindsided. We weren’t - we just refused to listen to the verbal hints.

4. He or she gives you physical clues.

They pull away from you in an embrace. They are no longer interested in being intimate with you. They spend less and less time with you and appear impatient. They exhibit body language designed to keep you at bay. They do not look you in the eye when they speak to you.

We can learn a lot about people by observing their body language. In most cases, a person who sits open towards us, looks us in the eye when they speak and touches you during the conversation is interested in you. Those who move away as if you have a raging case of leprosy, are generally uninterested. Do we look at the physical clues and pay heed? No - we are too wrapped up into what we are feeling to pay attention. Again, when the dumping ensues, we act as if we have been the victims of a surprise attack. We just refused to spot the physical clues.

1. He or she doesn’t call you or return your calls

This is a good indication that they are not interested in you but don’t have the guts to dump you. Most men and women are not sadistic and would rather have their teeth pulled out by pliers than tell someone that they don’t want to see them anymore.

In my Opinion, Men are way worse at dumping than women. Women learn as little girls how to really rip out someone’s heart as it’s practiced on playgrounds everywhere. Little girls are probably the meanest creatures there are - they would give Castro a run for his money. However, as we grow in to adults, we soften and realize that it’s not okay to be nasty to other people. To their face.

Women usually have no problem telling a guy they don’t want to see them anymore. They will simply say, “I don’t want to see you anymore, leave me alone”. The odd thing is that some men seem to take this as an act that the woman is playing ”coy” or “hard to get” and continue to pester her. Until she gets a restraining order.

This is not to say that women seek to hurt a man’s feelings. This is far from truth. Timing is everything in a relationship from a woman’s standpoint, too. Women are most apt to give hints and try to end the relationship gradually, without hurting the man’s feelings. Although women can be cruel as children, they are also taught not to offend. It will take a while for a woman to dump a man, but chances are that she will be direct when he continues to take the hints.

Most men would rather face a firing squad than talk about a relationship much less end one. If you have ever been to the house of a single man, you may notice that he has everything he has ever owned, including the trophy he won from the science fair when he was in the 5th Grade. This is because men hate to toss out anything - particularly women who were at one time willing to have sex with them.

Because of this, men are more apt to do the ”no call” routine when breaking up. They hope that by not calling you, you will just leave them alone until they decide they want you again.

Most women take exception to this strategy and demand an explanation. Men rarely tell a woman that they, ”never want to see them anymore”, unless something drastic has occurred. In most cases, a man will dance around any sort of commitment to breaking up better than Muhammad Ali ever could in a boxing match.

You know before it happens, in your heart, that you are about to get dumped. Although you have refused to acknowledge the hints or actions of the other individual, your subconscious picked up on them and you know that something is wrong. Still, getting dumped always comes like a knife in the heart. In most cases, however, it is merely the coup de grace after a long duel. >>LEARN MORE<<

There are many reasons why people enter into relationships and many reasons why they end. Some people are more enamored with the idea of ”being in love” than the actual person with whom they are in a relationship.

If at all it happen that you get dumped, try to step back and take a good look at the relationship that just ended. Take out a piece of paper and write down the things that you liked about the relationship as well as the things that you didn’t like. Find out what you liked about the relationship and what you didn’t like. Put them down on paper. See if you can see a pattern in the following list of ”likes” and ”dislikes” in one particular relationship that ended.

Likes:

She is really pretty and has a nice figure I like being able to call her my girlfriend in front of my friends My friends thought she was pretty I liked having sex with her and holding her.

Dislikes:

She seemed selfish and would not let me borrow a CD I asked to borrow, She didn’t like my sister, She was always interrupting my sentences I wasn’t really interested in anything she had to say We didn’t share most of the same interests in food, music or TV She always wanted me to go to her church Do you see anything wrong with the above “relationship?” Who do you think dumped who? Why do you think this relationship ended? How old do you think the people in this relationship were?

The answers may surprise you. This was a real relationship. The people in the relationship were not teenagers, but in their 40s. Both had been married and divorced and had children. The person who wrote the list was dumped by the woman who didn’t like his family, did not share any of his interests and would not let him borrow a music CD that cost her $12. After writing this list, the man involved in the relationship realized that there wasn’t too much he liked about this woman at all, other than the fact that she was nice looking and he liked having sex with her.

The ”relationship” was nothing more than a very superficial affair that was never going anywhere to begin with. In the above case, the man didn’t miss the woman at all. He didn’t even like his girlfriend. What he did like was the idea of having a girlfriend to whom he was attracted, could show off to his friends and who would have sex with him when needed. A healthy relationship is based more on respect than physical attraction. While physical attraction and ”chemistry” plays a big part of every relationship, it is far from the only thing. No matter how passionate you are about someone, no matter how much they light your fire, after a matter of years, the passion dies. This is why there are so many books out there to “rekindle” relationships and hotels that cater to married couples and offer a romantic weekend.

To a degree, a couple can rekindle some of their passion, but it will never be the same as it was in the beginning of the relationship. Half of the passion was due to not knowing if the other person felt the same way and wondering where the relationship was heading. After people have been together awhile and the deal is sealed, so to speak, the passion dissipates. What remains, however, is respect and friendship. These are the two basic foundations for any relationship. If you do not have this, you do not have a relationship. You cannot ”love” someone without liking them. Did you like the person who dumped you or were you just in love with the idea of being in love? Were you truly friends or was it just a physical thing? Did the relationship start off with a bang? Most relationships that begin like a raging fire die out quickly. The relationships that last are those that begin like a slow fire that continues to get stoked until it begins to burn steadily.

Many of us have watched too many films that depict people ”falling in love” immediately and think that this should happen to us as well. In this day and age when we want everything instantly, it is no wonder that we also demand the same when it comes to ”chemistry” in a relationship.

Anyone who has ever dated on the internet will be able to tell you that they went on many dates that there was ”no chemistry”. People who date on the internet often set themselves up for disappointment as they arrange for a “meeting” to see if there is any “chemistry”.

Again, while physical attraction is important, chemistry is not something that happens instantly. It is something that should occur from getting to know someone over a period of time and getting to actually ”like” them.

Think about your past love for whom you are pining. Imagine that he or she lost their legs in some horrible accident. Would you still want them? Would you be willing to take care of them?

What if they were maimed and scarred in a fire? Would you still love them? Would you be able to see past the scars and love them for who they are inside?

If the answer is ”no”, then you were more in love with the idea of love than the actual person. If you can truthfully answer “yes” to both instances, than the person who dumped you is really quite the loser in this situation and you really deserve someone who will love you the same way in return.

You know that girlfriend of yours who has the perfect boyfriend?

The guy with the gorgeous floppy hair, quirky smile, and big heart devoted entirely to one person and one person only:

His girlfriend.

You’re so glad she found him, but honestly?

You are so insanely jealous. It’s hard to stop watching them. The way he’s so attentive to her needs. The way they seem to share thoughts without speaking. The way he wraps his arms around her so tightly it’s like they’re one body. Watching them makes you ache. Because the guy at your side doesn’t treat you like that.

It’s not that your guy isn’t wonderful. Of course he’s wonderful. It’s more…

How he treats you. He treats you like someone he’s gotten used to.

You know he doesn’t wake up in the morning pinching himself for being lucky enough to snag someone like you.

So you ask her—half-joking, half-hoping—if he has any brothers. She just laughs.

“Nah, that’s not what you need.” She leans towards you and glances around to make sure no one’s listening. “Want to hear a secret?”

You nod eagerly.

She whispers, “Our relationship was just like everyone else’s before. But then I found out about this crazy secret. It’s from this relationship coach named James Bauer. It’s, like, the key to unlocking men.”

You nod even more vigorously, but she’s stopped talking. You follow her gaze across the room. Her boyfriend is holding up a drink, asking her wordlessly if she wants one. She shakes her head, blows him a kiss, and turns back to you. “So, do you want to know what it is?”

“Yeah!” you say. “If it will help me and my guy read each other’s minds, like you two just did.”

“Okay, then listen closely…”

head, blows him a kiss, and turns back to you. “So, do you want to know what it is?”

“Yeah!” you say. “If it will help me and my guy read each other’s minds, like you two just did.”

“Okay, then listen closely…”

Women across the world make one universal mistake with men.

It’s not their fault. They’re just following common wisdom. Common wisdom says that men only fall for exceptional women. (Exceptional bodies, mainly.)

If you see a woman with a man trailing behind her like a puppy dog, common wisdom says you can be sure she has something you don’t.

It’s such an obvious explanation and yet…

It’s dead wrong.

That woman?

She’s no more exceptional than you. (Whatever THAT means.)

But what she does have is a very special understanding of men.

She understands that what matters most is NOT what he sees when he looks at her…

But how he sees himself reflected in her eyes.

The truth is this:

Men fall for women because of how those women make them feel.

When a man feels like a hero in a woman’s eyes, he swears his undying loyalty to her.

He can’t help it.

Most women don’t have that effect on him.

When he’s around most women, he feels like a dumb guy. Like he’s always doing something wrong. Like he needs a nanny to look after him.

He can count on one hand the number of women who look up to him. Who really, really respect him.

And he’s always going to have a place in his life for those women.

So, how do you make a man feel like a hero?

It sounds kind of silly.

Do you have to engineer some kind of scenario where he has to save kids from a burning house or a little old lady from getting hit by a car?

No. It’s a lot simpler than that.

To make your man feel like a hero, there’s one easy thing you can do starting right now:

You can thank him warmly for every single thing he does for you.

Did he offer to get you a drink?

Thank him.

Did he clear the dishes off the table?

Thank him.

Did he drive you to a meeting?

Thank him.

He’s a hero to you every day, even though you may not see it like that.

Has your man “rescued you”—metaphorically speaking—any time in the last week?

Maybe he dropped everything to help you. Maybe he was there when you needed a sounding board. Maybe his advice helped you make a difficult decision.

We tend to take those things for granted. We expect it. It numbs us to the actual miracle of having someone to rely on.

But the more you appreciate him…

The more he appreciates YOU.

Now, that’s not how most people think.

Most women think they can earn a man’s appreciation by doing lots of things for him.

They’ve got it backwards.

The best way to earn a man’s appreciation is to appreciate everything he does for you, no matter how little.

It triggers his “Hero Instinct.”

(You can learn more about the Hero Instinct in James’ video here.)

For now, just know that the key to unlocking his undying devotion is NOT in everything you do for him…

But in how you respond to everything he does for you.

Did he just wrap his arms around you?

Give a little wiggle of contentment.

Did he agree to watch the program you wanted to see on TV?

Give him an appreciative kiss.

Reward the little things he does, and you’ll find your man striving more and more to please you.

He’s your hero.

And that’s what heroes do.

But that’s just the beginning.

There’s so much more you can do to trigger his hero instinct.

There are phrases you can say, texts you can send, and little requests you can use to trigger his hero instinct 100 times more powerfully than just saying thanks.

And because no man can resist a woman who makes him feel like a hero, it’s worth learning a few of these emotional trigger points.

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And how you can tap into his deep desire for commitment...

Maggie was confused. Rick had blown her away on their first two dates. No guy had ever worked so hard to impress her.

And impressed she was. He was attentive, respectful, gentle and engaged.

But then, just when she decided she'd fallen for him...poof. He withdrew.

Now their roles had reversed. Overnight, she was working to get his attention.

Why do men do that? Why do men shut women out?

Certainly, not every man pulls away when things start to heat up, but a lot of guys do.

Enough, in fact, that this is a common question among the women I work with as a dating and relationship coach.

Guys come on strong, pursuing with enough passion to make Romeo jealous, but when they win the attention of their Juliet, it's game over.

What gives?

Look, dating's a tough gig. Yes, it's fun and exciting, but it's also nerve-racking.

At first, it's all about the chase. He's trying to get your attention, and you're deciding whether or not he's worth it.

That's the time in any dating relationship when both people are so wrapped up in the pursuit that they're hardly giving any thought to what will come next.

And then, the pursuit changes.

You decide you're into the guy, and he, having won your attention, has to begin the process of considering an actual, serious relationship. Does he want one?

More than likely he does, or he wouldn't have been chasing you!

But, wanting it and being fearless enough to really go after it are two different things.

So, what's a girl to do?

Well, first I'll tell you what you should NOT do.

Avoid These Two Common Mistakes

First, don't assume it's about you. It almost certainly isn't. He was into you before you decided you were into him. He's still into you, now.

Second, don't pressure him. This is where a lot of the advice columns get it wrong. They often say you should play "hard to get" or some version of it.

Instead, let him know you're interested in him.

Do it in ways that don't smother or push. (Text messages every hour, on the hour, for example, might be over-doing it.)

Why do men pull away and shut women out at this phase of a relationship? Because he's a little nervous. He's nervous about giving up the freedom of choice.

Don't change, be the woman he fell in love with

During the pursuit phase, it's desire that motivates him. As soon as he realizes this could be something real, his motivation shifts.

Suddenly he's thinking about the many options he will give up, and the lifestyle changes he's committing to.

(A lot of guys have an irrational fear that all their activities will all become feminized if they commit to a woman.)

When he's acting this way, you don't have to change what you're doing. When he acts distant, your best bet is to appear calm and comfortable.

Be the woman he fell in love with (carefree, confident, and available).

Don't freak out—that'll freak him out. Don't demand his attention—that'll send him running. And don't launch into a panic that he's seen some fatal flaw in you.

Because that thought process will put you in a negative frame of mind, and that's anything but attractive.

Always Assume the Best

He pursued you for the first few dates, hoping you'd decide you were into him. He's gone out on a limb before.

Now it's your turn. Give him enough space to feel comfortable while still letting him know you're interested.

Any guy who truly wants a mature, real relationship will come around as soon as he sees there's nothing there to be afraid of.

And any guy who's not ready for a real relationship wasn't the catch you thought he was, anyway!

Now, before you settle into "waiting mode," I'd like to share a shortcut that can pull him back and rekindle his passionate pursuit at lightening speed.

There's nothing wrong with being patient, but if you want to pour a little miracle grow on your relationship, here's what I recommend you do next...

When He Shuts You Out, Try This...

Survey research shows men would rather be respected than loved. It's wired into our DNA.

We feel an irrational need to earn your respect as an avenue to becoming worthy of your love.

Now look, as a male dating coach working primarily with women, I know how crazy this must sound to you. But it's true.

It's one of the few "secrets" that really can give you an unfair advantage with men.

Here's how this knowledge can help.

If you channel a man's deep desire to earn your respect in the right ways, he will bend over backward for you.

And the more he does this, the easier it becomes for him to see himself in a long-term committed relationship with you.

And his favorite way to earn your respect?

He wants to be heroic. He wants to solve problems for you, come to your aid, and prove himself useful.

It's not very romantic, but it's woven into the fabric of his DNA.

And that's why I've put together a video explaining this phenomenon further so you can tap into his hero instinct anytime you want, even if he's currently asking for space.

Click here now to make this method yours before you forget and miss this opportunity to transform your luck with men.